Adventures in My Mind
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Dec 21, 2006
Christmas Craziness
In case you haven't heard about it yet, check this out ...
Andy Samberg is a funny guy who first gained Internet cred for the hilarious Lazy Sunday. He may, in fact, be the only funny thing about SNL these days.
The best thing about this video is how close it is to reality. Today's R&B music, especially the crud spewed by boy bands, is not the cool stuff you heard back in the 70's with the Ojays or the Cleveland Players. Then it was about implied sex and creative innuendo. I mean, how sexy is Barry White's voice anyway? Now it's undisguised sexual crudeness mixed with random grunts, uhs, yeahs, and mmms. It sucks. This video is made especially funny with the addition of Justin Timberlake, one of the worst offenders in modern R&B music. Here, though, he rocks!Curiously, NBC posted the uncensored version themselves soon after the censored version ran last Saturday night. Hopefully that will start a trend for broadcast networks to get a little edgier with their programming, knowing that they have channels like YouTube that will create great buzz for their shows.
Also ...
This is quite possibly the gayest video ever created ...
Merry Christmas!
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Dec 14, 2006
R E A C H !
World's Tallest Man Saves China Dolphins
So how exactly do you come up with this idea?
INT. VETRINARY HOSPITAL DAY
Doctor 1: Doctor, the instruments are unable to retrieve the plastic from the dolphins stomachs. If we don't do something soon, they will die.
Doctor 2: I just don't what else to do. Their stomachs are contracting in response to our instruments. Damn it all!
Old Crone: Why don't you ask for help from Bao Xishun from Mongolia?
Doctor 2: Who is this Bao Xishun, of whom you speak.
Old Crone: He is the tallest living person, who honors our Great Leader and The People's Democratic Republic of China with his long torso and limbs.
Doctor 1: Yes ... YES! We will ask him to place his splendidly long arm into the mouths of the dolphins and remove the plastic. Our puny arms are much too small!
Doctor 2: And we shall hold back the animals jaws with towels so that the People's honorable giant will not be bitten. Quickly. We must make haste to Inner Mongolia!
Or something like that anyway.
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