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Dec 14, 2006
R E A C H !
World's Tallest Man Saves China Dolphins
So how exactly do you come up with this idea?
INT. VETRINARY HOSPITAL DAY
Doctor 1: Doctor, the instruments are unable to retrieve the plastic from the dolphins stomachs. If we don't do something soon, they will die.
Doctor 2: I just don't what else to do. Their stomachs are contracting in response to our instruments. Damn it all!
Old Crone: Why don't you ask for help from Bao Xishun from Mongolia?
Doctor 2: Who is this Bao Xishun, of whom you speak.
Old Crone: He is the tallest living person, who honors our Great Leader and The People's Democratic Republic of China with his long torso and limbs.
Doctor 1: Yes ... YES! We will ask him to place his splendidly long arm into the mouths of the dolphins and remove the plastic. Our puny arms are much too small!
Doctor 2: And we shall hold back the animals jaws with towels so that the People's honorable giant will not be bitten. Quickly. We must make haste to Inner Mongolia!
Or something like that anyway.
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