Adventures in My Mind
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Oct 15, 2001
So much for our new found sense of unity.
Witnessed at the intersection of Smithfield St. and the Blvd. of Allies, Pittsburgh, PA:
A huge, huge man gets out of a minivan and begins to physically intimidate a bicycle messenger who was riding beside traffic. Apparently, the messenger had some choice words for the minivan driver after the van cut him off or something (I didn't see it.). As the larger man looms over the messenger, the messenger goes into his bag for a cannister of pepper spray. At the same time this giant pulls a lockblade from his belt threatening to cut the messenger. "I'd cut your fucking throat out before you could do it, mother fucker!"
The much smaller messenger wisely decides to not physically confront the angered behemoth. He opts for "Get back in your car, dickhead." Seeing that his idiotic actions had gathered a crowd, the dim monster decides that he may have gone too far and continues to bark as he gets back in the minvan. As the van pulls away, Glen exorts the messenger to call the police.
"It's part of the job," he says and drives away.
Part of the job? Fuck that!
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